REKLI...IN OSTALI ŽIVI

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."
Voltaire 


"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning"
Bob Hope

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball

"Just remember...once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
Charles Schultz 

Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Christian Dior

TAKE...O RAZLIKAH MED SPOLOMA

Otroci....
Ženska ve o svojih otrocih prav vse. Ve, kdaj imajo zobozdravnika, kdaj so zaljubljeni, kdo so njihovi najboljši prijatelji, kaj najraje jedo, česa se bojijo, česa si želijo in o čem sanjajo.

Moški se megleno zaveda, da v njegovi hiši živijo neki majhni ljudje.

MIDLIFE CRISIS

Kako veš, da imaš krizo srednjih let:
- ko se 10 min sprašuješ, kdaj so posneli Cankarjevega Gospoda Stotnika, predno ugotoviš, da gledaš v ogledalo.
-ko se pri odločanju med hudim žurom in night-out s prijateljicami odločiš za termofor na kavču pred Obzornikom.
-včasih so se na sprehodih po mestu vsi zdeli tako STARI- kam so šli vsi? zdaj je na cestah sama mladina(celo politiki se zdijo nekam mlad(ostn)i, in še Stanovnik ne zgleda tako zelo star)
-vse kar je nekoč tako ljubko polnilo lica in ... ehem.. pljučne predele, se je z leti odselilo proti jugu- na rit in stegna(edina tolažba je, da se moškim lasje z leti selijo na hrbet)
- na kozmetičnem oddelku te takoj usmerijo proti policam nego za 'zrelo' kožo (moja koža je 'zrela' v smislu zrelega jabolka, ki je bilo celo zimo v kleti- precej zgubano je, in malo tu in tam rjavo-pikasto, in če ga ugrizneš si vedno razočaran, ker je kašasto)
- edini, ki te hoče poslušati je tvoj psihoanalitik(pa še ta zahteva višjo tarifo, ker ima težave ostati buden)
-pedikura nenadoma postane razburljiv dogodek, ki se ga veseliš cel teden vnaprej.
- komadi, ki se mi zdijo kul se pojavljajo na lestvicah 'oldies but goldies'
- btw- wtf? daljnovidnost, kratkovidnost in astigmatizem NAENKRAT?!?!? is this some kind of a sick joke?
-smejalne gube? no shit... nisem vedela, da smejanje povzroča tektonske jarke...
-moda, ki sem jo nosila v osnovni šoli se vrača... in vsem se zdi 'sveža ideja'... pih!

 Čakam še na menopavzo, da lahko izključim gretje, pa smo tam.

ŠE kaj?

ČEPRAV SE TRUDIM IN POSKUŠAM...

...ohraniti tale blog kar se da plehek, brez pomembnih in življenje spremljajočih vsebin, tak, da se bom čez deset let lahko ob spominu nanj nervozno nasmejala in spremenila temo pogovora, pa je tole

pomembno. Se mi zdi. Čeprav sem blond.

Se mi zdi, da tale Big Brother, ki mi ga pošiljajo, da mi bo gledal čez ramo in pod prste med tipkanjem, ni tiste vrste, ki bi ga lahko poklicala v soboto zjutraj, če pride pošraufat kako omarico, popazit na nečake in odpeljat babico k frizerju...... Se mi zdi da je...... druge... vrste.....*tukaj se začne vrtet muska iz Twighlight Zone, dokler še lahko in mi je ne cenzurirajo in zaračunajo*

Slovar nadvse potrebnih, a neobstoječih besed, 2.del

YODREK  -ka m ; stopnjevanje besede YEDREK: 1. občutek, (kar se čutno dojame kot lastnosti predmetnega sveta), ko posameznik ugotovi, da je že petek, kar je sicer prima, ker je jutri sobota, ampak ni opravil še ničesar na seznamu nujno potrebnih stvari, in poleg tega je petek TRINAJSTEGA:ob pogledu na koledar jo je obšel silen yodrek 2. stanje ženskega duha, ki ga zavzame posameznik, ko opazi, da je na zmenku s potencialnim kandidatom za ljubezen svojega življenja, kombinacijo Banderasa, Ghandija, Scweitzerja (poljubno dodaj ali zamenjaj), nakar se je za trenutko opravičila za izmuz na WC iz le tega prikorakala z krilom, ki si ga je zadaj po nesreči zatlačila v najlonge in celi 'štariji razkazuje rit v ne-tangicah;

Slovar nadvse potrebnih, a neobstoječih besed

YEDREK  -ka m ; 1. občutek, (kar se čutno dojame kot lastnosti predmetnega sveta), ko posameznik ugotovi, da je že petek, kar je sicer prima, ker je jutri sobota, ampak ni opravil še ničesar na seznamu nujno potrebnih stvari:ob pogledu na koledar je z vzklikom izrazil svoj yedrek 2. stanje moškega duha, ki ga zavzame posameznik, ko opazi, da ga je pri trebljenju nosa in zauživanju najdenega pred rdečim semaforjem iz sosednjega avtomobila opazovala nadvse čedna pripadnica nasprotnega spola; 3. lahen vzdih, ko ti pred nosom uide avtobus, s katerim si se nameraval odpeljati na  nadvse mučen opravek, na primer ruvanje modrostnega zoba.



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The Meaning of Liff

By Douglas Adams and John Lloyd
In Life*, there are many hundreds of common experiences, feelings, situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for which no words exist.
On the other hand, the world is littererd with thousands of spare words which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts pointing at places.
Our job, as wee see it, is to get these words dow off the signposts and into the mouths of babes and sucklings and so on, where they can start earning their keep in everyday conversation and make a more positive contribution to society.

Douglas Adams
John Lloyd

ZELO ZELO POMEMBNO!! BE AWARE!!!!! DANGER!

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimblefull.

What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. DHMO is a major component of acid rain. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants, in the production of Styrofoam, in biological and chemical weapons manufacture, in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals, and many other What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?If you suspect Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. Excessive sweating Excessive urination Bloated feeling Nausea Vomiting Electrolyte imbalance Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity) Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood Degeneration of sodium homeostasis A recently noted medical phenomenon involves small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical depression. link from/povezava od tukaj

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 Cena? 'Sitnica' bi rekel moj najljubši Sir Oliver iz Alan Forda.

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My dears, please, urgently go and check new, FRESH blog, where you can order an acrylic painting of your favourite person, pet or SUV a la imagination mode.
Price? 'Favorable,VERRRY favorable', as my favourite Alan Ford comic book character would state.

Mongolski horoskop: kositrni kljunaš

Rojeni med aprilom in sredino julija, ali pa tudi ne.

Ste bistri in prisrčni. Ne sicer tako bisti in prisrčni, kot si mislite sami, pa vendar mnogo bolj bistri in prisrčni kot o vas meni vaša tašča. Uporabite bistrost in prisrčnost v svojem poslovnem življenju (na primer, pripravite sodelavca da vam krije hrbet in raztegnite odmor za malico na urico in pol in v tem času opravite še hiter skok na trg, mini nego obraza in obisk banke).
Ne bodite nezadovoljni s svojo podobo, verjemite, čez 100 let vam bo vseeno. Važno je, da smo zdravi in nimamo bradavic na podplatih, to bi bilo res neprijetno.
Vaše srečno število je kubični koren iz 235. To število predstavlja energijo spremembe in ponazarja kozarec radenske, ki je tri dni stal na sončni okenski polici.
 Ste izrazito družinski človek, pa čeprav si družino zamišljate kot ljubečo skupnost sebe, fikusa in spenjalca za papir; menite, da ja ljubeča atmosfera tisto, kar naredi dom pravi dom.
Radi imate izzive, zato kar po novem sudokuju v Delu. Ali pa pokažite deteljici v domačem atriju, kdo je šef.
Pa srečno.

Take... on the death row.

The loneliest little sound in the Universe is when your hard disk goes bzzzziitKKKHHHH.... just when you are about to send out roughly 20 hours worth of work.
Backup?.....
You are kidding, right?.....



I have a nagging suspicion that the laptop was somehow mentaly connected with Mr. Jobs.....
so, pleasepleaseplease Mr. Jobs, if you have any connections to where you went, could you pleasepleasepleaseplease oversee the HD recovery and put in the good word?

Take...otožne

Thank you Mr. Jobs for being the inspiration to whole generation.
Steve Jobs speach @ Stanford

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived;
This is to have succeeded.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Take...vizionarske

The sky might fall on our heads tomorrow.
Or not.


(see Asterix& Obleix for interpretation)

Take... globoke

WAITING FOR GODOT. (In failed haiku,with comments.)

I'd write something witty an inspiring.
But mind is blank.
Another coffee, perhaps?

(Or maybe a tablespoon of tasty cianide?)

Take...introspektivne, o radostih starševstva

Zahodno kulturo preveva urbana mitologija, da je materinstvo povezano z toplim žarom, ki  preveva vsako sekundo bitja in vsako celico žitja. Ta topli žar naj bi se pričel v trenutku, ko nadebudni mladiček pokuka na svet in traja 'za vedno'...
Nihče te vnaprej ne opozori, da je
A) večino časa prej omenjeni topli žar, ki te preveva, povezan z obskurno, nedoločljivo vrsto bakterije/virusa/nove, tujerodne, a zelo agresivne življenske vrste, ki jo je malček že sedeminosemdesetič letos privlekel iz vrtca
B) da je bakterija/virus/nova, tujerodna, a zelo agresivna življenska vrsta vedno znova čisto nov species in zato proti njim ne moreš razviti ustrezne imunosti
C) medtem, ko mladež kaže le blage simptome v obliki smrkavega nosu in blage tečnobe, ki ga/je ne ovira, da ne bi zahteval od staršev fakultativnega zabavljaštva, pretežno v obliki podivjanih fizičnih aktivnosti, pa se na starših okužba izrazi v simptomih, le malo blažjih od kombinacije ebole, bubonske kuge in vraničnega prisada hkrati.

Quote of the day:'Motherhoood is a game, where you can't win, you can't play tie, and you can't forfeit the game.'
But the warm glow is there....

Takele.....j'ai ne sais quoi

Tako.
Od danes naprej sem MAGISTRIRANO teslo. Z. CERTIFIKATOM.


Opredmetene čestitke v alkoholni, žlahtnokovinski ali dragokamenjasti obliki, sprejemam osebno ali po priporočeni pošti. Neopredmetene čestitke sprejemam na TRR. Ponudbe za idealno službo sprejemam na mail. V primeru želje po darovanju zazidljivih parcel ali vikendov ob morju se predhodno za termin dogovorite telefonično.

V bolj realnem primeru, da me želite le potrepljati po rami in pripomniti nekaj v stilu 'Saj je bil že cajt' ali 'No končno, stara' pa uporabite običajne komunikacijske kanale.

In sedaj, če mi ne zamerite, se grem onesvestit pod mizo.

Takele... ob koncu dopusta

Bilanca letošnjega dopusta
-sončni dnevi: vsi
-dež: 0
-plavanja: glih prov (rit sicer ni manjša, je pa malo manj wobbly, triatlona pa itak ne maram)
-zijanja v sončne zahode: glih prov
-nova znanja osvojena: 0 (so what? sue me.)
-čas investiran  v podmladkov razvoj: plenty (če se bo podmladek razvijal tako naprej, bo svet rešen. in to Rešen, ne Lešen-get the hint?)
- knjig prebranih: ene par, celo eno o osebnem razvoju. ali nekaj podobnega. (zdaj sem tako osebno razvita,spokojna in razsvetljena, da lahko prispevke za razsvetljenje mirno nakazujete direktno na moj TRR)

 Bottom line:
zakaj je že konec????

Take.....insurance stuff

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."


allegedly by Jasper Carrott

Take... even more of the insurance stuff

Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh 135 pounds.
Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds.
I refer you again to my weight in the accident reporting form, block number 11.
As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounted for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations on my legs and lower body.
The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me...I again lost my presence of mind...and let go of the rope!

od tuki

Take....proti

Definitivno. Absolutno. Popolnoma. PROTI.
Kakšna je to vlada?  Kaj se to pravi????!?! Halo?

A so vsi nori? Al so podkupljeni? KORUPCIJA! AMORALA! KRIMINAL!!!

Kako si to predstavljajo: 15 stopinj sredi popoldneva, konec julija??????Sneg na Kredarici! Kaj še bo? Smučarija v Kranjski?

Še malo pa bodo pasji dnevi, lepo vas prosim! Pasji! Ne tjulenji. Ne severnomedvedji. PASJI!
Če se stanje ne bo izboljšalo bom zahtevala odstop vlade. Saj ga vsi, ga bom pa še jaz. Kriminal.

PS.: In tožila bom nekoga za duševne bolečine, ker sem prehlajena sredi poletja. Če ne vlado pa DURS. Če ne DURS, pa obmucmana. Če ne njega, pa soseda. Kr koga. In zdaj, če mi oprostite, grem sedet pred kalorifer.

not funny

Dan D.

Let's see if this works...

Send a good thought my way. Or pray. Or burn insence.  Or sacrifiy a goat or a virgin. Whatever. Every little bit helps said an old woman as she pissed into the sea.

Take...v pričakovanju (ali 'poetry for beginners')

I'd write something smart. Or funny. But can't really be bothered.

There is always some other day.

Ah. The good doctors bings happy coloured pills.

Take... mladem in staljiš videzu tudi po štiridesetem

Yemin protokol za samozavest in proti postaranem videzu

• v kopalnico inštaliraj t.i. zatemnitveno stikalo, takole približno pol sveče je povsem dovolj za vse opravke v tem prostoru
• ne vstopaj v kopalnico z korekcijskimi očali. sploh. nikoli. ten je veliko lepši, ob dioptriji -9.
• odstrani vsa ogledala v katerih lahko vidiš celo postavo. naj bo tvoje načelo per partes. najraje v mozaiku, če sploh.
• zgleduj se po veliki Garbo. v primeru izražene želje po slikanju zakrij obraz in začni kričati 'Aj vont tu bi alon' (ali: 'No pikčrz plizz, pravi Matilda, ki je Poliglot in Zvezda in ČlanicaEkspertnegaPanela, glej tudi Komentar1, op. av.)
• rokavičke so tvoje prijateljice. bele, črne, delovne, who cares? preseli se nekam kjer so del obvezne garderobe (torej ali znotraj arktičnega kroga ali v Buckinghamsko palačo)

 "Le čemu," se sprašujeta zvesti Bralec in Bralka, "le čemu Yemica postavlja te protokole? Mar se stara?"

Ne ne ne ne, nikakor, dragi Bralec, draga Bralka! Moje zanimanje je izključno akademske narave. Nikakor ni res, da bi se mi osebno kdaj- kadarkoli- zgodilo:

- pomerjanje 5 let starih oblek, ki so sicer prav, ampak kar naenkrat razkazujejo

• nadlahti z Batmanovimi perutničkami
• del kožne gube okrog pasu, ki ga prej ni bilo, zdaj bi pa lahko vanjo skril TV pilota in vrečko čipsa (uporabno!!!)
•  pikčato, žilasto in plisirano kožo na nogah

-pomerjanje 6 let starih oblek, ki so kar naenkrat znatno premajhne- po mojem so se skrčile, tudi gospodinjski aparati (pralni in sušilni stroj) niso več kar so bili

-pomerjanje 10 let starih oblek, ki so prav, ne razkazijejo neprimernih delov, ampak so tako daleč iz modnih orbit, da so jih astronomi proglasili za neobstoječe

-odkritje atributa v omari, ki je čeden, pristaja, ne razkazuje neprimernih delov, ampak je popolnoma zguljen, obtolčen in abšlesan (kako je že bilo ime tistemu potepuhu iz Erazma in potepuha??)- vintage my arse...

-preizkušanje, kakoosebku pristoji choker (tiste verižice tesno okrog vratu, ki v resnici izgledajo kot pasje ovratnice, ampak lepše), ki je 15 let   nazaj izgledal ali elegantno ali seksi, in iz zasede ugotoviti, da daje videz poskusa davljenja želve- Greenpeace se je oglasil, če bi lahko posneli fotke za promocijski material njihovih akcijah in zaščitenih vrst na Galapagosu

- obujanje spominov na čase, ko je osebek lahko nosil 12 srebrnih prstanov in je to izgledalo funky, in ne kot da pripada kaki obskurni sekti, ki časti Mater zemljo ali Boginjo

-pretres ob opazovanju  fotke lastnega frisa v resoluciji par gigaljonov pisklov, raztegnjene čez cel ekran- subatomska struktura podočnjakov in gub je nekaj kar si res želi videti in opaziti vsaka ženska.

Meni?pa še kaj...  Nikakor se to ne dogaja meni, razumeš, lucidni Bralec, razumevajoča Bralka? Seznam je namenjen izključno osebam, ki se čutijo kakorkoli osebno prizadete od staranja.



(In zdaj, če mi oprostite, si grem s kljukicami za perilo pričvrstit obraz na frizuro in s hozentregarji dvignit zadnjico in oprsje v pozor.)

Take... spokojne

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAaaAaaaAaAaAAaaaAAaaaaaa.  HOČEM visečo mrežo.
Hočem MORJE.
Hočem osladen roman.
In blago alkoholen napitek."

Alterjev Ego(n) pa  de na to:" Tih bot baba, pa marš nazaj u čumnato delat!"

Ehhhh, toliko o svobodni izbiri.....

Take.... nutricionistične

Glede na poletne prehranjevalne navade Otroka, razmišljam, da bi bilo izjemno modro ustanoviti podjetje, ki bi se ukvarjalo s proizvodnjo prehrambenih izdelkov, kot je na primer

• tenstan krompir v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• šnicl v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• zelena solata v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• makaronflajš v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• rižota v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• svinjska pečenka v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• stročnice vseh vrst v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda
• brokoli, cvetaca, paprika, (pravzaprav karkoli razen paradajza, ki ga Otrok začuda konzumira) v obliki in z okusom jagodnega sladoleda

pa sem prepričana da bi se še kaj našlo za naš razvojni oddelek. Recimo razvoj popolnoma nove linije izdelkov v obliki in z okusom vanilijevega sladoleda.....

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In seveda, za poslastico: jagodov in vanilijev sladoled.

*horoscope of the day

Če še dopoldne srečate enonogo vijolično kokoš, se bo popoldne dan nenavadno razvil in ponudili vam bodo službo direktorja Pentagona. Če dopoldne ne srečate enonoge vijolične kokoši, s službo na Petkotniku ne bo nič. 

Vaša srečna številka je kvadrat. 

Ljubezen: nekdo je zaljubljen v vas in z njim/njo vam je usojena sreča do konca življenja. Žal se je v tem življenju reinkarniral v obliki zelo majhnega lemurja in živi v gozdu na Madagaskarju. What can I say- karma is a bitch. Nobena druga živalska vrsta ne šteje, žal. Vsi ostali potencialno zanimivi  sesalci namreč ustvarjajo trenje v ascendentu, kar posledično povzroča le kronično srbečico. Če se nameravate zateči k ptičem in ostali  svojati, vas obveščamo da nevarnost ptičje in ostalih grip še ni minila. 

Z ljubeznijo, od tukaj

 

 Zvezde še posebno opozarjajo Fanči Doležaj iz Spodnjega Retja, naj po20ti uri ne hodi k sosedi po mleko- usojeno ji je namreč, da ji bo po čudnem spletu okoliščin v tem primeru na glavo padel 18. zvezek Enciklopedije Britanice in ji povzročil dosmrtno zvonjenje v levem ušesu in kurje oko na desni peti. Gospa Fanči, raje ostanite doma in glejte TV Slovenija 1.

Take... pravljične

ne vem od kod, ampak hvala/ i don't know from where the link is, but thank you

Kdo pravi, da pravljic ni več? Who says there are no fairy tales?
PS.: če ma lahko Frišna poroko na blogu, jo mam lahk tud jest!!!!

Take...izmučene

Tko. Pa je spet šla, Saga. Od hiše. Sirota Jerica moja. Upam, da Teta Lektorica ne bo preveč mačehovsko nastrojena.

slika od Tukaj

take.... z zadnjimi močmi

s pogrizenimi nohti in s QWERTZ tipkovnico vtisnjeno v čelo.

('Zdrž Francka, zdrž.... babe v pisarni bojo dol padle' By Diareja)

Take... velikonočne

Dragi moji, želim vam velika jajca, pa pisana naj bodo. Pa potice, da se bo treba držat za trebuhe. Pa šunke, fajn zelhane, take za mozoljce delat. Razen tebi, ljuba Mosulja in tebi podobnim, vam želim, kar pač jeste namesto šunke. (A mental note to self: preveri če ima soja krače. ali vsaj perutničke). Pa hrena, da boste še junija krokodilje solze točili. Pa čim daljši dopust nej bo, tudi za tiste, ki se poskušajo izognit kulinaričnemu devetemu septembru.
Skratka: naj bojo VELIKI, če so velikonočni.

Tudi Slovenci si zaslužijo objavo v National Geographicu

PS: za vse, ki vas zanima: tudi Saga se dviguje, kot feniks iz pepela. Bila je pregledana, popravljena, spet pregledana, med prazniki bo še enkrat popravljena, potem bo lektorirana (Btw: ali kdo pozna koga, ki se ukvarja s tehničnim urejanjem? če ne ga bom morala jaz, pa se zna zgodit, da ga bom vrgla v peč. ali v radiator....). In tako dalje.....ad infinitum.

Take... lingvistično navdahnjene

Browsing the net, I've stumbled across this: http://www.myuniversalfacts.com/2005/11/what-group-of-animals-are-called.html. Kako imenujemo v angleščini skupino živali, 'collective noun, torej. Slovenščina je TAKO neinventivna kar se tega tiče. Čreda, jata, kdrelo in trop, pa smo tam. HOČEM se kaj bolj zabavnega
Recimo: a parliment of owls.... parlament sov.
PA ne bi samo prevajali, recimo, skupini mladih mačk bi rekla.... emmmm... 'klobčič' muck. In 'zgaga' psičkov. In vrabci bi se lahko recimo zbirali v..... 'kregu' ali 'hrupu'. Ali 'živžavu'?
V kakšnem skupinskem samostalniku se zbira  vaša najljubša žival?
Evo, za primer, recimo I LOOOOVE a 'mob' of emus.

Antelope:        A herd of antelope
Ant:             A colony or An army of ants
Ape:             A shrewdness of apes
Baboons:         A troop of baboons
Bacteria:        A culture of bacteria
Badger:          A cete of badgers
Bass:            A shoal of bass
Bear:            A sleuth or sloth of bears
Beaver:          A colony of beavers
Bee:             A swarm, grist or hive of bees
Bird:            A flock, flight, congregation or volery of birds
Boar:            A sounder of boars
Buffalo:         A herd of buffalo
Buck:            A brace or clash of bucks
Caterpillar:     An army of caterpillars
Cat:             A clowder or clutter of cats
Cattle:          A herd or drove of cattle
Chicken:         A brood or peep of chickens
Chicks:          A clutch or chattering of chicks
Clam:            A bed of clams
Cobra:           A quiver of cobras
Cockroach:       An intrusion of cockroaches
Colt:            A rag of colts
Cow:             A kine of cows (twelve cows are A flink)
Coyote:          A band of coyote
Crane:           A sedge or siege of cranes
Crocodile:       A float of crocodiles
Crow:            A murder of crows
Cub:             A litter of cubs
Curlew:          A herd of curlews
Cur:             A cowardice of curs
Deer:            A herd of deer
Dog:             A pack of dogs
Donkey:          A herd or pace of asses
Dove:            A dule of doves
Duck:            A brace, paddling or team of ducks
Elephant:        A herd of elephants
Seal:            A pod of elephant seals
Elk:             A gang of elks
Emus:            A mob of emus