ČEPRAV SE TRUDIM IN POSKUŠAM...

...ohraniti tale blog kar se da plehek, brez pomembnih in življenje spremljajočih vsebin, tak, da se bom čez deset let lahko ob spominu nanj nervozno nasmejala in spremenila temo pogovora, pa je tole

pomembno. Se mi zdi. Čeprav sem blond.

Se mi zdi, da tale Big Brother, ki mi ga pošiljajo, da mi bo gledal čez ramo in pod prste med tipkanjem, ni tiste vrste, ki bi ga lahko poklicala v soboto zjutraj, če pride pošraufat kako omarico, popazit na nečake in odpeljat babico k frizerju...... Se mi zdi da je...... druge... vrste.....*tukaj se začne vrtet muska iz Twighlight Zone, dokler še lahko in mi je ne cenzurirajo in zaračunajo*

Slovar nadvse potrebnih, a neobstoječih besed, 2.del

YODREK  -ka m ; stopnjevanje besede YEDREK: 1. občutek, (kar se čutno dojame kot lastnosti predmetnega sveta), ko posameznik ugotovi, da je že petek, kar je sicer prima, ker je jutri sobota, ampak ni opravil še ničesar na seznamu nujno potrebnih stvari, in poleg tega je petek TRINAJSTEGA:ob pogledu na koledar jo je obšel silen yodrek 2. stanje ženskega duha, ki ga zavzame posameznik, ko opazi, da je na zmenku s potencialnim kandidatom za ljubezen svojega življenja, kombinacijo Banderasa, Ghandija, Scweitzerja (poljubno dodaj ali zamenjaj), nakar se je za trenutko opravičila za izmuz na WC iz le tega prikorakala z krilom, ki si ga je zadaj po nesreči zatlačila v najlonge in celi 'štariji razkazuje rit v ne-tangicah;

Slovar nadvse potrebnih, a neobstoječih besed

YEDREK  -ka m ; 1. občutek, (kar se čutno dojame kot lastnosti predmetnega sveta), ko posameznik ugotovi, da je že petek, kar je sicer prima, ker je jutri sobota, ampak ni opravil še ničesar na seznamu nujno potrebnih stvari:ob pogledu na koledar je z vzklikom izrazil svoj yedrek 2. stanje moškega duha, ki ga zavzame posameznik, ko opazi, da ga je pri trebljenju nosa in zauživanju najdenega pred rdečim semaforjem iz sosednjega avtomobila opazovala nadvse čedna pripadnica nasprotnega spola; 3. lahen vzdih, ko ti pred nosom uide avtobus, s katerim si se nameraval odpeljati na  nadvse mučen opravek, na primer ruvanje modrostnega zoba.



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The Meaning of Liff

By Douglas Adams and John Lloyd
In Life*, there are many hundreds of common experiences, feelings, situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for which no words exist.
On the other hand, the world is littererd with thousands of spare words which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts pointing at places.
Our job, as wee see it, is to get these words dow off the signposts and into the mouths of babes and sucklings and so on, where they can start earning their keep in everyday conversation and make a more positive contribution to society.

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John Lloyd

ZELO ZELO POMEMBNO!! BE AWARE!!!!! DANGER!

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimblefull.

What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. DHMO is a major component of acid rain. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power plants, in the production of Styrofoam, in biological and chemical weapons manufacture, in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals, and many other What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?If you suspect Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. Excessive sweating Excessive urination Bloated feeling Nausea Vomiting Electrolyte imbalance Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity) Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood Degeneration of sodium homeostasis A recently noted medical phenomenon involves small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical depression. link from/povezava od tukaj