Read your entrails? OK, no problemo: just sit back and relax, let your ming wonder and listen carefull to the sound of my voice: " Chapter ONE. IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, you fell stongest of urges and really REALLY WANT to give me ALL your shoes... "
No, seriously...Your entrails speak volumes and very highly of you.., Except you should desinfect them more often. Something alcohol-based being the preffered method. But for you, Tabs dearest, I'll read entrails of black/white striped armadillo....just you wait while I get my entaril-reading gogles on...and till the picture clears...(WHAT?!?! ...no wait, that was the lard from my last reading, Ok, thats all cleaned now...) Ok, here goes: for some reason, I see bright red Manolos in your near future. It either means a) you will find ancient civilisation in your back garden, become famous and lecture on it at OZN in lovely red pumps, b) beware of flying/falling houses, suddenly appearing from the sky or c)I want bright red Manolos and therefore I see them no matter what I looking at.
Sorry about that, it's really hard to concenatrate, I'm really doing vodoo tax returns today.
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That pic on the left is hilarious, read my entrails!
It is, isn't it?
Read your entrails? OK, no problemo: just sit back and relax, let your ming wonder and listen carefull to the sound of my voice: " Chapter ONE.
IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, you fell stongest of urges and really REALLY WANT to give me ALL your shoes... "
No, seriously...Your entrails speak volumes and very highly of you.., Except you should desinfect them more often. Something alcohol-based being the preffered method.
But for you, Tabs dearest, I'll read entrails of black/white striped armadillo....just you wait while I get my entaril-reading gogles on...and till the picture clears...(WHAT?!?! ...no wait, that was the lard from my last reading, Ok, thats all cleaned now...)
Ok, here goes: for some reason, I see bright red Manolos in your near future. It either means
a) you will find ancient civilisation in your back garden, become famous and lecture on it at OZN in lovely red pumps,
b) beware of flying/falling houses, suddenly appearing from the sky or
c)I want bright red Manolos and therefore I see them no matter what I looking at.
Sorry about that, it's really hard to concenatrate, I'm really doing vodoo tax returns today.
PS.: lovely of you for stopping by.
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